How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
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In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
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I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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