I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
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I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
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Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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