I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
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we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
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I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
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