It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
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