Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
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