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so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
That accounts for only three of the penises
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
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