I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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