I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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