Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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