just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
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So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
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4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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