That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
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