Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
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