Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
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please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
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Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
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