I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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