Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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