He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
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