walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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