The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
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just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
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I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
Randomize