I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
Bank of America: Available balance is $546.25 on 03/04/2011 for account 8428. Go online for details. TextSTOPtoStop/TextHELPforHelp
i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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