why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Your cock deserves a montage
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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