Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
I'm both gender and math confused
Randomize
