Listen: if you or anyone else at work finds a starfish in a bowl, just leave it. It'll be gone by next week.
Better yet, if you find it can you put it in the mini-fridge in your office for safe keeping? Spanks.
And if it's going to get me in trouble, maybe just don't mention that I know anything about it.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
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ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
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He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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