that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
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A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
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I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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