Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
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