WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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