But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
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...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
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Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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