let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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