I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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