ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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