it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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