Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
Did I show you my penis last night?
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
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