One girl and one boy is just not enough.
im drinking this country out of the recession.
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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