we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
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He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
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I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
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