she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
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I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
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We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
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