I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
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Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
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I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
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