id be glad to
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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