South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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