just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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