He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
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just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
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There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
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