I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
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