Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
I forget how to act sober
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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