i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
And then my night got REAL pukey
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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