yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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