CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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