we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
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