sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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