I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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