What tipped you off? The sombrero?
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
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There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
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Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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