I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
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I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
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I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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