his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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