Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
Duck Duck Cougar?
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
Randomize
