I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
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No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
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It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
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