So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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